classic:

Girl #1: I'm tired of these ghetto dudes out here.
Girl #2: I know das right.
Girl #1: Das why I need a nigga in a business suit. I'm tired of
these ghetto dudes out here with they pants hangin' off they butt, comin' home 3 in the mornin' talkin' 'bout, "Boo, make me a peanut butter and jelly sanwich." If I had a nigga in a business suit, he'll get a project girl like me out da hood and make me a 3 course meal!

--on the 3 train




Manager guy: How did you make those sandwiches so fast?
Sandwich guy: Performance-enhancing drugs.

--Subway, 23rd & Madison




Guy #1: All the hipsters in your neighborhood make me want to puke.
Guy #2: I wouldn't say that too loud, but yeah, I share your sentiment.
Guy #1: What are they going to do? Cough angrily at me?

--St. Marks Place




Girl #1: You were right, she's preggers.
Girl #2: I knew it. How old do you think she is?
Girl #1: I dunno, a year or two older than we are?
Girl #2: That's it? I don't even have a boyfriend, and she's having a baby. I swear to God, I'll give myself until 32, and then I'm trapping someone.

--15th & 5th



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